Some medical themed funnies

This looks like a conversation I could have had on the 26th of August....except they have magazines to read and are substantially more clothed:

If stress counted, I would have been skin and bones while married to that first jackass:

I feel this way about the scale too:

I sure could use one of these for spring, summer and autumn:

One from Calvin...looks like me at any specialist's office:

The following was a short story arc in the Agnes comic. I feel the same way about needles: